Tweets of the Week - 1/28

The Bully!!
Photoshoot with @UFC . They better put me in something that brings out eyes. Maybe a "gentle fall" or "warm spring" look. Im so hollywood!!  -Gray Maynard

Ego Check
It's always nice to have family keep you grounded RT@downers89: 900 people wanna know what you think? I don't see the appeal."  -Daniel Downes

Fight for the Troops Tweets
Home sweet home! Really appreciate the support from eveeyone. Thank you all.  -Mark Hominick

@jokerguymon dude this picture will go down in the hall of awesomeness in @UFC history. http://yfrog.com/h2cwfmxj   -DaMarques Johnson

Thanks to everyone for the support. Thanks to @thecodymckenzie for the FOTN bonus it takes 2 to make a great fight. Ty @danawhite also.  -Yves Edwards

To everyone that doubted me got beat up..... again losing fights sucks what a downer   -Cody McKenzie

Thanks to all that ride with me daily, and to those who don't it's cool, I thank you anyway! I LOVE THIS RIDE!!!   -Pat Barry

All I can do is all I can. I have just one question. "ARE YOU ENTERTAINED!?!"   -Joey Beltran

Tough night, it wasn't my day. I won't let this stop me. Thanks to everyone for your support. Live, learn and become better.   -Evan Dunham

thank you. Your the reason I train and fight so hard.  -Melvin Guillard

uh... that was @colemilleratt, but I will pass it on! RT @mental_firmware: @JoeLauzon tough fight with Wiman. Come back strong  -Joe Lauzon

Sorry to my fans family and friends. Congrats to Wiman support our troops by donating at http://www.fightforthetroops.com/ thanks to the @Ufc   -Cole Miller

It really sux some of us hav to lose. We've all been on both sides. Fortunately I came out on top. All these dudes are great guys. Thx @ufc!   -Charlie Brenneman

It's over!!!!!!!!!!! 4-0. Over.  -Matt Mitrione

The only thing more impressive than @mattmitrione win is that sweet sweet stache  -Daniel Downes

I never pick mitrione and I always lose. Hmm  -Chris Camozzi

Me, @HypeOrDie @mexicutioner760 @mattmitrione good times in Pat's room post fight. http://yfrog.com/gzrmmzyj  -Tim Hague

Its sad we have to even raise money for this. Troops coming home from war should get anything possible they need! Period!  -Mike Quick Swick

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Tweets of the Week - 1/21

Hairy Issues
Real men cut their own hair cause they don't have time to go to the barber shop.  -Miguel Angel Torres

The more trailers and mullets I see let's me know I'm getting close to home!!   -Dustin Poirier

@tim_hague the stache means bidneth. Thats right pushin a minivan and rollin DURTAY. Stache contest? http://yfrog.com/h5wwyuj  -Matt Mitrione

@mattmitrione I've got a pretty healthy beard started  - Tim Hague

BFFs
Well everything good has to end sometime I'm getting ready to drive my best friend to the train station by for now @kennyflorian I miss u :(    -Kurt Pellegrino

Hey guys follow my idiot friend @kurtpellegrino. He may not be a great fighter but as far as humor goes, he also isn't that great.   -Kenny Florian

BESTIES!!! http://moby.to/ro71qj   -Pat Barry

pat Barry and matt Mitrione #TwitPict http://twitpic.com/3ruwow   -Anthony Pettis

Zhang Hates that List
I'm ranked 4th at 170 in the UFC...alphabetically anyway.   -Charlie Brenneman

Downes of the Dead
Just had a lamb brains taco and craving some more. If I turn into a weird sheep zombie, remember - aim for the head to take me out.   -Daniel Downes

No Problem, Coach
Thanks for your support guys, I really Appreciated, you are awsome./ obrigado pelo apoio galera vcs sao demais  -Junior Dos Santos

Just Give Him the Canoli!
It took 6 soldiers to take down Serra! Beast http://twitpic.com/3rrgcu  -Brian Stann

Landing Strikes
At hallmark lanes with @meeenbean about to burn off dinner bowling!   -Joey Beltran

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Tweets of the Week - 1/14

Meathead for the Troops
Its official, I'M READY. Let's do this. C'mon 22nd witcho bad ass. Troops, like my guy @brucebuffer says "IT'S TIME"  -Matt Mitrione

Stann for the Veterans
If you are looking for a way to help veterans, help us help them gain meaningful employment! http://fb.me/Fk1G7OTn  -Brian Stann

Scandalous Secrets
I'm just a man. A man who secretly enjoys buying cleaning supplies. Well secretly before this tweet.  -Amir Sadollah

@travisbrownemma if the @Ufc finds out that my lats are actual wings like arc angel from x-men... Im fired!   -Phil Davis

"KenFlorida"?
I have grown tired of this New York state, I think I will buy it. I will govern it with a fingerless UFC glove.  -Kenny Florian

21st Century Digital Boys
Does anyone remember when the only people w cellphones were drs or drugdealers?  -Gabe Ruediger

When I see @BATMANassistant I'm going to punch him in his face because my coffee and my breakfast was not ready when I woke up:(   -Kurt Pellegrino

This is what my bitch does for attention. Or maybe she just wanted to check her email...  -Tyson Griffin

After countless hours wasted at toll booths, I've finally ordered an EZ Pass! This is big news, people :)   -Charlie Brenneman

Bungee Parenting
I know I'm not a parent, but I don't care if your kid's leash is disgiused as a cute backpack, it just doesn't seem right.  -Daniel Downes

Yeah, a Few...
I just looked at how many people follow what dana white twitters he has got some fans.  -Cody McKenzie

Date Night with the Mexicutioner
Out on datenight with my niece n cousin just eating chinese food and make loud noises and giving akward looks to the staff...just the norm.   -Joey Beltran

Punch Junkie
I'm starting to have withdrawals.. It's been over a week since I had a hit...I'm talking about a hit to the face I need to be punched!   -Dustin Poirier

Big Country for Hire
Hey @dcbrocklesnar if you need an assistant coach I am here in vegas more then happy to help. Please retweet until brock gets  -Roy Nelson

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Tweets of the Week - 1/7

Resolution Tweets
I wanna thank God my team my family n all my fans -Daniel Roberts

Get a real job RT @TarasTarasyuk: @philbaroni if u don't mind could u give me advice, I want to become an MMA fighter   -Phil Baroni

Can't believe I said "Golly" but my daughter was watchin and normally I am an F bomb machine
Thank u to all who support me, Chris Leben, and most of all my heroes our men and women in uniform  -Brian Stann

Thank u Lord for my win, thank my familia, mi coaches, mi fans for the support! I love everyone n sooo Happyright now! GOD is GOOD   -Jeremy Stephens

@frankieedgar is a Savage.. -Nate Diaz

Thanks to everyone who helped me get ready for this fight and everyone who has helped me chase my dreams!   -Dustin Poirier

so glad to be back home , still very dissapointed with my performance i dont know what happened lol just didnt feel like myself , but dustin was the better fighter that night , so congrats to dustin !  -Josh Grispi

@graymaynard and @frankieedgar are both awesome, amazing fighters. Much respect. -Mac Danzig

Frankie edgar is amazing! Awesome boxing and foot work!  -Nam Phan

Seems like every time you hear the event is not worth ordering you get potential FOTY #UFC125  -Shane Carwin

Great fight  -Roy Nelson

What a fight!!!  -Joseph Benavidez

Great to be back in NJ thanks for all the support! U fans are unbelievable! U make my job all worth the while!!  -Frankie Edgar

Up early this morning! Taking an epsom bath. Lol. Little sore. Want to tell everyone thanks for all the support. Couldn't do it without ya  -Gray Maynard

Presidents It's Safe to Joke About
Top 5 US Presidents I would NOT want to fight: Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt, Ulysses Grant, Dwight Eisenhower, and William Howard Taft.  -Daniel Downes

Rejoice, Canadians
It's official, I will fight Georges St Pierre for the UFC Welterweight Championship in Toronto on April 30th. #fb   -Jake Shields

Attention: Miguel Alert
Attention: If u feel the earth moving don't panic, that is just me about to do push ups.  -Miguel Angel Torres
Get Well Soon, Champ
Thanks everyone for all your support. Going into surgery next Thursday.   -Cain Velasquez

The Odd Couple?
Really folks give me some love and be my friend on Facebook! Even @bigsexymccorkle has got more friends then me!  -Stefan Struve

@StefanStruve It's because I'm very charming. In a few months we'll have something in common. We'll both have ko'd Christian morecraft  -Sean McCorkle

@ufc @bigsexymccorkle so now your saying I'm not charming, that hurts you know..   -Stefan Struve

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Tweets of the Week - 12/31

What People not on Twitter are Missing.
Its so cold in my house, lucky I am wrapped up in my pink snuggie to stay warm.
Pink snuggie!!!!!! http://plixi.com/p/66818724  -Antonio Banuelos

Well, It is a Classic
So some girl I know just tried to tell me that when Struve got on top of me he looked like Ralphie beating up Scott Farkus in A X-Mas story  -Sean McCorkle

UFC 125 Fighters Tweet-In
I can't wait to beat Tavares go home pet my dog open my Christmas presents and make a baby
I have 2 appreciate my fans!  -Phil Baroni

Finished my final workout before @UFC 125. Gotta tell ya I feel AWESOME!! Weight is great n ready for weigh INS mañana. ThNks 4all support!!  -Jeremy Stephens

Can't wait to weigh in! Then it will be time to do what I was born to do!! Oh yeah you know what it is!! Scrap  -Dustin Poirier

New Years Wishes from the Champs
Im Here in vegas! Now how many other tweeps r out here ready 4 the new year, and the added bonus of ufc 125!:)   -Dominick Cruz

Off 2 Vegas!!! Happy new years.... #FB   -Anthony Pettis

Joe-Jitsu Speaks for Itself
Didn't make Fight magazines top 43 submission artists..however I did submit 2 guys in the top 20 and KOd another!! ...JOE-JITSU  -Joseph Benavidez

Grateful Wandy
Thanks so much for all support my guys, this year 2010 be a hard year for me, but my guys never desert thanks again  -Wanderlei Silva

Zing!
Back at the gym training this morning. It felt good to hit something that wasn't the bottle. -Daniel Downes

Amir Channels Derrick Zoolander
I may not be the prettiest fighter, but I may not, not be the prettiest.  -Amir Sadollah

Amir? He's Imitating Zoolander.
Someone please explain to me the fish lips puckered face picture. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS HOLY, EXPLAIN!  -Gabe Ruediger

A Legend Retires
Thank you to all my fans for all the great support I'm going to miss entertaining you. I'll still be involved in the sport for life. I'm excited to continue to help the sport I love grow  -Chuck Liddell

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Tweets of the Week - 12/24

Naughty & Nice
IF I get coal in my stocking again this Christmas... I'm gonna be so pissed  -Michael Guymon

Best thing I learned this christmas..order online!! ;)  -Arianny Celeste

Happy Holidays 2 All 4 a prosperous, healthy n fun filled New Year - "IT'S TIME!" To Jump into 2011! http://yfrog.com/gz47732708j  -Bruce Buffer 

125 Countdown
Where there is a will, there is a way - and the NYBA way is a right cross 2 da JAW!  -Phil Baroni

Politwits
I had a couple that unfollowed me and I was their only follower. I must have really annoyed them.  -Shane Carwin

Twitter should have a separate list besides "followers" titled "haters"  -Sean McCorkle

Nice Shirt, Mr. Barry.
WHATCHOUTNAH!!! http://moby.to/kmi4bi -Pat Barry

Taking Over
Re-watch! http://bit.ly/eYIAWq RT @JoeB135 Jus over heard some folks talkin bout "The Kick" in new mexico! Its everywhere! As it should be  -UFC

Normally I dont like it when strangers walk up and ask me why I have a black eye. This time, though, I dont mind at all.   -Daniel Downes

Was n the mall some kid and his mom said u look like Anthony Johnson-they were from Germany. Damn UFC is all over -Anthony "Rumble" Johnson

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Tweets of the Week - 12/17

I jumped out of my chair scratching my eyes like did that really just happen!! Them young bucks r crazy!! -Rashad Evans I'm just chilling right now resting my leg That guy kicks hard lol well i am happy for a great war and hoped the fans love it  -John Howard UFC

Also, I thought the stoppage was early, but probably wouldn't have made a difference anyway. Congrats to Stefan. -Sean McCorkle

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Tweets of the Week - 12/10

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Tweets of the Week - 12/3

Training Time Time to hit some jits!!!   -Erik Jon Koch

Insane conditioning workout this morning... Feeling great today, as opposed to yesterday; felt like crap... The body works in strange ways..    -Mac Danzig

I am officially accepting my @joelauzon ness. I just left an mma awards show afterparty in Vegas in order to eat fast food.   -Tom LawlorThe Comedy Stylings of KenFlo
It really is easy to get girls in Vegas! People are just handing me girl's phone numbers/cards left & right on the strip.   -Kenny Florian Sorry the rap album is on hold. I was actually doin voice over work for UFC ultimate trainer  -Jon Fitch
But WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
Inside the lid of my drink it reads, "sweet canadian mullet".   -Dan Hardy

Same as it Ever Was
Walking the dog  -Phil Baroni

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Tweets of the Week - 11/17

UFC 122 Aftermath
Thank u all for your kind words and support.  -Nate Marquardt

RT @MMAwrapup Congrats! @amirmma Sadollah Breaks Record for Most Leg Kicks in UFC Fight @FightMetric http://bit.ly/9iuxgS  -Amir Sadollah

your support and love pushed me and made me who i am today. right now im putting my energy, heart and drive of my fight career into my gym,
and my other endeavors. being beat by a guy on paper i should have smashed hurts horribly.  -Seth Petruzelli

Thanks broRT @CarlosCondit @kylenoke congrats brotha!  -Kyle Noke

Cool pic, super tough guy http://plixi.com/p/57046563  -Duane Ludwig

victory and fight of the night... damn that feels great. thx for all the support.  -Pascal Krauss

on a junk food bender!!!   -Mark Scanlon

At the age of 29 my mum and dad have just told me off for swearing on my pre fight interview,lmao  -André Winner

The Internet Would Be Quieter
What would the world be like without haters?  -Phil Davis

Meathead is a Sweethead
Thx Matt!! Appreciate brotha! RT @mattmitrione: @mark_munoz earn ur money this weekend my guy! Ur good people bro and u deserve it.  -Mark Muñoz

That Guy Looks Familiar!
Sitting in the airport & I've been facially profiling. Alerted the TSA about 5 random dudes with mustaches. I don't trust those bastards.

Here is one of the guys I saw walking around the airport with a "molest-stache". What a creepy bastard! http://yfrog.com/dyvu7j  -Kenny Florian

Big Charming McCorkle
Just finished training with Randy Couture and Pat Barry. Suck on it, bitches -Sean McCorkle

Amir’s Using the Funny App
I am so close to buying the new iphone. But I promise not to be an iphone snob. "Ummm you know there is an app for that"  -Amir Sadollah

Meathead is… Strange.
@ryanbader I miss ur scent. We should get an apartment together when this is all over.  -Matt Mitrione

Determined Damacio
I wanna thank all my fans, friends and family for all the love and support. I will be back!!!!!!  -Damacio Page

Lookin’ Good!
Model :) http://twitpic.com/37z69p  -Thiago Tavares

UFC Fighter Faber: Stoked!
Stoked! Always thankful, never satisfied. Ready to do Big things!! “@heelsfan50: @UrijahFaber Thoughts on fighting in the UFC next year?”  -Urijah Faber

Happy Birthday, Mr. Stun Gun
Thank you for birthday wishes. I'll see everyone in UFC 125  -Dong Hyun Kim

“Mac’s Brain is OK”, Says Science
Hey guys, MRI went well... Just a bi-annual medical requirement for the athletic commissions to make sure my brain is ok after all the abuse  -Mac Danzig

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Tweets of the Week - 10/29

Attention: Merge Ahead
BREAKING NEWS: @ufc and WEC are coming together this UNION is great for fighters, and everyone else. Love the @ufc and the fighters.  -Roy Nelson

My opinion on the UFC/WEC merger? @danawhite & ZUFFA just took the sport to a whole new level. Huge benefit for all!  -Kenny Florian

Super excited for the merger! It’s like if you took peanut butter an chocolate and merged EM!!! HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE!!!  -Scott jorgensen

Great to hear that the UFC and WEC merger, the only problem is I put WEC monograms on all my stuff. That makes them cool and retro right?  -Daniel Downes

Thanks for all of the great tweets. You guys are awesome. Look forward to closing out 2010 with a BANG!  -WEC

WEC is merging into the UFC... no longer am I in the lightest weight class. YES!  -Joe Lauzon

Everyone wants to know my reaction to the UFC/WEC merger. Ill show you my reaction my next fight.  -Miguel Angel Torres

CAINgratulations!
@cainmma congrats champion  -Cole Miller

Congrats @cainmma @Dethrone.  -Shane Carwin

Ooooh yyyeah Cains the champ!  -Anthony Njokuani

Wow Cain is the man, I was so amped watching that fight  -Rory MacDonald

Ohhhh sh*t! Cain couldn't do what? Heavyweight champion of the world  -Ryan Bader

Thank you to all my fans that were behind me! We did it!!! This belt is for all of us!!  -Cain Velasquez

Let me say it again CAINdaMoNiUm in this bitch!!!  -Phil Baroni

AKA PRIDE
On my way back home and back to the grind tomorrow. At least I will be grinding at AKA, home of UFC heavyweight crown! ;)  -Mike Quick Swick

One belt won, back to the gym today to help get the other.  -Jon Fitch

With the new aka champ. Team zinkin!!! 1 down 1 to go dec 11th http://yfrog.com/jn87442073j   -Josh Koscheck

Caintober? -Urijah Faber

Jake vs. Jake
Jake Shields' cardio won't be a factor if he fights me next. I won't keep him around long enough to get tired---  -Jake Ellenberger

No One Can Say Gabe’s Not Tough
http://twitpic.com/30cmod sorry guys  -Gabriel Gonzaga

Disappointed Cote
My heart is broken but I have a good people around me !! Thanks for the support !! -Patrick Cote

Is Diego Back? YES!!!
Love diegos heart and intensity! He looked better then ever. Nice win brotha! 505  -Joseph Benavidez

A Great Night for TUF Guys
Thank you everyone for all the support. Dongi yang was very tough and I'm glad I got to fight him.  -Chris Camozzi

Thata boy matt hamil!  -Jon Bones Jones

Wrestlemania baby! Thanks to the @ufc and everyone who has supported me thus far, continued big things in store for my future! Yyaaayayaya)!  -Tom Lawlor

Dedication, determination and perseverance  -Court McGee

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Tweets of the Week - 10/22

Darth Bader has Cain’s Back
Excited to watch @cainmma put the beating on Brock! I'll be out in Cali this weekend supporting him.  -Ryan Bader

He Tweets
Off to Cali. READY for ufc 121. YESSSS!!!!!!!  -Diego Sanchez

Pyle of Support
Really proud of @Mike_Pyle, he looked great last night!  -Amir Sadollah

@Mike_Pyle domination that is all I can say, congratz on the W. You are the man!  -Evan Dunham

Thx everyone for the support .. Not to many thought I could do it..  -Mike Pyle

House of Cain
I want to thank all my fans that came out to the #UFC 121 Rally yesterday at Olvera St. Plaza!! It was awesome to feel your support!!  -Cain Velasquez

A+ for Adorable
How I send my daughter to school. http://twitpic.com/2yt2i8  -Miguel Angel Torres

Celebration
So glad to be back home with my boy and my pups! Great trip, everything went as planned, going to relax for a day or so, then back to work..  -Carlos Condit

The Meta-Tweet
Layin down just chilin, @deniskang in the other room talking about Twitter, so I Twittered it.. -Rory MacDonald

That’s Why He’s Da Menace
I love sneaking food and drinks into the movies  -Mackens Semerzier

At the Expo, Mate!
Had a great time in England meeting everyone thanks to the Ufc and all the fans for coming out and showing their support.  -Cole Miller

I just wanna thank all the fans at the fan expo in London. I had a great time you guys are awesome! Now time to get back to work!  -Thiago Alves 

had a crazy but fun night out with @jonnybones and @attpitbull showing them how we roll in london :)  -Brad Pickett

Oooooh Boy
Someone's child just told me I should let me bangs grow and bieberize myself.... That could be a good look -Phil Davis

Down For The Count / Sympathy for The Outlaw
Great performance from @bisping tonight still gutted for dan but he will be back better than ever!!  -Ross Pearson

mike bisping looked better than ever,it was a great performance,still in shock with dans loss but I know he will be back and better than ...  -André Winner

Twitter Fight for the Fans
I wonder if Stefan Struve's testosterone levels will test unusually high, because he's obviously still going through puberty -Sean McCorkle

So I think everybody knows by now but I'm fighting McCorkle @ 124.. I will be pleased to shut his big mouth with my big fist  -Stefan Struve 

While Struve is playing grab ass in London at the UFC Expo, I'm off to Disney World for a week. So I guess the question is, who wants it less -Sean McCorkle

@j88ryan he can talk all the sh*t he wants Lets see how big his mouth is when he is flat on his back checking the ceiling of the Bell center -Stefan Struve

Biting Arianny's Style
John jones and me going to take some pictures for play boy magazine http://yfrog.com/74j4hnpj -Junior Dos Santos

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